Friday, June 13, 2008

Beer Contains Female Hormones

I have to give credit to Confessions of a Beer Geek for this one, but found it pretty funny, so had to post it:

Last month, scientists at the National University of Lesotho released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
  1. Argued over nothing.
  2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
  3. Gained weight.
  4. Talked excessively without making sense.
  5. Became overly emotional.
  6. Couldn't drive.
  7. Failed to think rationally.
  8. Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.

The funny thing is that I was actually concerned after reading the first couple of sentences. A good joke for Father's Day Weekend. Happy Father's Day Dad!



3 comments:

Tom Whalen said...

Nice post, but I refuse to take the bait in case you show this to Mom!

David Oblas said...

UH OHHHH!!!! I sure hope your "awesome girlfriend" doesn't read this post!!

very hilarious though... all true!!

Hilary said...

Haha, Nice one, Dave! But I read all his posts and can assure you that all the beer in the world wouldn't turn Kevin female.